The Hoikas Gang

DreamingGirl: so, who exactly is this 'Hoikas gang' ?`:P
Hoikas: Must be my many admirers
DreamingGirl: do u hang around the corners in A'guera and whistle at passing girls?
Hoikas: Of course
Hoikas: I mean
DreamingGirl: lol
Hoikas: WHY I NEVER!
DreamingGirl: can I join?
DreamingGirl: that is, if I can whistle at guys :P
Hoikas: Mmmm maybe
Hoikas: There are rigorous tests, you see

Into the Unknown

Hoikas: The suitcases are in dangerous places full of dark arcane magicks that are unknown to me

Underwear Fiend

***Hoikas is reminded of the time he used a vampire sword to kill himself
Hoikas: And then Yutram ressed me
***Hoikas waits for Yutram to finish the story
Yutram: And Adam spawned out of the ground only wearing undies and I screamed. XD

Ghosts

Hoikas: Jesus, ghosts appearing out of nowhere
Tomala: Jesus ghosts?
Bongmaster: XD
DreamingGirl: hehehe
DreamingGirl: well he's been dead a while :P
Tomala: Yes but more than one?
Hoikas: Jesus comma ghosts, not Jesus's ghost