Slackerschat Quote Database

dyslectic squid

2011-03-31T13:34:00.000-07:00

semplerfi: oh the joys of dyslexia - tentacles looks like testicles

Operations

2011-02-12T06:00:00.000-08:00

***Zrax operates
***Tomala puts on operating gloves
***Zrax operates... WITHOUT operating gloves ^_^
***Tomala turns off lights to operate in the dark
***Hoikas operates without washing his hands

Deadly Cards

2010-10-09T05:43:00.000-07:00

Tomala: And Sol Survivor. Whatever the hell that is
DreamingGirl: uh huh..
DreamingGirl: sounds like solitaire..
Tomala: It's not as cool as Solitare deathmatch

The Hoikas Gang

2010-08-29T16:15:00.000-07:00

DreamingGirl: so, who exactly is this 'Hoikas gang' ?`:P
Hoikas: Must be my many admirers
DreamingGirl: do u hang around the corners in A'guera and whistle at passing girls?
Hoikas: Of course
Hoikas: I mean
DreamingGirl: lol
Hoikas: WHY I NEVER!
DreamingGirl: can I join?
DreamingGirl: that is, if I can whistle at guys :P
Hoikas: Mmmm maybe
Hoikas: There are rigorous tests, you see

Into the Unknown

2010-08-08T13:37:00.000-07:00

Hoikas: The suitcases are in dangerous places full of dark arcane magicks that are unknown to me

Underwear Fiend

2010-08-07T00:13:00.000-07:00

***Hoikas is reminded of the time he used a vampire sword to kill himself
Hoikas: And then Yutram ressed me
***Hoikas waits for Yutram to finish the story
Yutram: And Adam spawned out of the ground only wearing undies and I screamed. XD

Ghosts

2010-08-02T22:55:00.000-07:00

Hoikas: Jesus, ghosts appearing out of nowhere
Tomala: Jesus ghosts?
Bongmaster: XD
DreamingGirl: hehehe
DreamingGirl: well he's been dead a while :P
Tomala: Yes but more than one?
Hoikas: Jesus comma ghosts, not Jesus's ghost

Gimme some lovin'!

2010-05-10T05:42:00.000-07:00

Tweek: I've had a nasty throat for the last week
Hoikas: nasty throat != cool
semplerette: lol
Tweek: no, but I was speaking like Barry White the otherday which was entertaining
Hoikas: Cain't get enough of your love, baby!

Trashy

2010-04-07T18:54:00.000-07:00

Hoikas: w00t
Hoikas: Google Earth has an updated image of my house
DreamingGirl: cool'
BAD: XD
simplerfi: is the car washed this time?
Hoikas: The roof it green, so it blends in with the trash
simplerfi: har
DreamingGirl: hahaha
Hoikas: trash... >.>
Hoikas: trees*

Fishy

2009-10-12T22:01:00.000-07:00

OverlordTomala: BAD's just jealous because BAD's not allowed to have fish near him... Anymore
BAD: LOL, we has fish
DreamingGirl: ahahahahaa
BAD: Two....for now.
DreamingGirl: but there used to be three..
DreamingGirl: then one dark night..
BAD: That's not true!!
OverlordTomala: And for a few two and a half
DreamingGirl: bod got hungry..
BAD: There used to be five
OverlordTomala: The mystery lives on

smelly

2009-06-30T03:38:00.001-07:00

DreamingGirl: we're gonna look after my dads house for 3 weeks while they're on holiday
DreamingGirl: mow the lawn, paint the wall and stuff
DreamingGirl: and we can use the house as much as we like :D
DreamingGirl: so now we're gonna have bbq :P
Tomala: w00t!
DreamingGirl: and bong can finally get a bath
Tomala: LOL
DreamingGirl: he hasnt use a bathtub since he moved here
DreamingGirl: starting to smell now :P
Tomala: Oh sorry. For some reason I thought you meant he smells
Tomala: Oh you did
Tomala: :P
DreamingGirl: LOLOL

Being a Chair

2009-06-09T10:50:00.000-07:00

Tomala: I also made an NPC into a T Rex with a RPG. He shot combine with rockets near his thigh :P
Tomala: And I ran around as Companion Cube
Bongmaster: hehehe
Bongmaster: just like in ure dreams T :3
Tomala: LOL
Tomala: I had a pack of Gmen carrying the staff weapon shooting each other
Bongmaster: XD
Tomala: And I found out Barney can't protect himself if he's a chair
Bongmaster: reminds me of wen i had a load of people in the gateroom on my map fighting it out with staffs XD
Bongmaster: har
Bongmaster: "hah! you cant protect yourself if your a chair!"

Graduation

2009-05-22T04:44:00.000-07:00

Hoikas: I have 29 hours left as a HS student
Bongmaster: woop!
Bongmaster: u might be lucky :)
Bongmaster: even if its a sunny spel at the right time ;)
DGTram: I can picture it now: Grey day, and just as you walk up to the podium to accept your papers, the sun brakes through and bathes you in light
Bongmaster: XD
DGTram: and people go: 'ooooo'
Bongmaster: and u say: "it is time that i muxt leave u nao"
Bongmaster: and u float up to the ceilng and bob there for about 5 minits
Hoikas: lol
Hoikas: One slight problem...
Hoikas: The sun will have set by the time we get our diplomas :p
DGTram: see thats why people get impressed

Quote of the day

2009-05-21T04:23:00.000-07:00

ddfreyne_: that was before the AAAH A SPIDER ON MY KEYBOARD
vid: ...
vid: quote of the day right there

Vampires

2009-05-20T03:10:00.000-07:00

Tomala: The sun is out, I'll go for a walk in a little while
DGTram: sweet
DGTram: we haz midnight sun :P
Bongmaster: yup its total daylight here :3
Tomala: Misson accomplished
Bongmaster: and its 12:38
Tomala: 3:38 here
Bongmaster: as in00:38
Bongmaster: kool
Bongmaster: we wont be seeing any night for a few months
Tomala: So I hear
Tomala: I would hate to be a vampire in Norway